I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
All the doctor said was why
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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