kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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