Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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