Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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