just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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