Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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