i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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