Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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