sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Vodka?
Forever.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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