Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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