absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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