Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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