Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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