I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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