How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just google imaged poop.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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