no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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