"it" just moved
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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