Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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