If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
it's great music for shaving your balls
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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