i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Enjoy the penises
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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