Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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