I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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