just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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