Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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