Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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