So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
there is glitter all over my balls
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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