never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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