I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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