The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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