Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
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I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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