alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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