On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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