Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
The beer is more important than you right now.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
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