apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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