He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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