His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I need a burrito and a hug.
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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