You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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