Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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