I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Welp...herpes.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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