I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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