THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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