On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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