no. you can't hotbox the world.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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