The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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