Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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