just survived the first fart of the relationship.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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