I hate all girls vehemently.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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