Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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