What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Can I color on your dick again?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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