we're blogging at a bar
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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