why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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