im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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