No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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